AISubs v3.7
- You said you had a stomachache? - Stomachache?
- You ate too much? - What is this?
- It's huge - As a result...
When I brought it here, I fell down the stairs of my house
- What? - What?
- I lost my balance and... - What?
- Well, leaving that aside... - What?
What is this?
Tetsuya-kun will make a death mask for me now!
I hope you don't die...
- You know, you often take a mold of your face... - Yeah
- And make a statue of yourself... - Yeah
Tetsuya-kun, can you do that kind of molding for me today?
I'll just borrow a mold
- Well, you take a mold and... - Yeah
- Put the dough like this... - Huh?
- I'll do the bread - Tetsupanman will do it
- Tetsupanman - Yeah, Tetsuya-kun will change his face into it
You know, you often say "character bread" in a bakery or something like that...
But I think it's either a turtle or an anpanman
- Huh? - I was wondering why it's only a turtle and an anpanman
- I thought it wouldn't be weird if it was Tetsuya-kun's face - Yeah
- If it goes well, you'll sell it, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah
- And well, aside from the bread... - Yeah
- I'll make some jellies and make a real one - Oh, real jellies
- Real jellies - Real jellies
- That must be pretty gross, right? - Tetsuya - kun's face won't do it, right?
- That much? - Yeah
- If you have a good face, you can make good bread, right? - Oh, I see
- Then I can make good bread - But I'm begging you, if you can't do it well...
- If you have a good face, you can't do it well, right? - Yeah
- The hard part is when you take it out of the mold - Yeah
- As you can imagine... - As you can imagine...
- This is what happens when you take it out of the mold - Yeah
- You have to hold your breath - Huh? Until it hardens?
- For about 5 minutes - For about 5 minutes
- You have to close your mouth - You have to close your mouth
- Well, you can add a straw or something like that - Yeah
- During that time, I definitely want you to eat 5 pieces of bread - Yeah
- If you really move, I'll get mad - You'll get mad!?
- Also, you can't laugh, right? If you say "yahoo!", I'll go home and die
- You'll definitely go crazy - Then I just have to stay still, right?
- Let's do it - Let's do it
- Yeah - Yeah
- So, even though it's simple like this, we made the mold, so let's spread it out here
- Let's make as many gaps as we can - Yeah, yeah, yeah
- This is scary - You're wearing clothes from a video, right?
- Yeah - Your clothes might get dirty, but is it okay?
- Is it more than that? - Change clothes!
- Oh, what's up with you? - Even if it gets dirty, these are the only clothes that are okay
- Hey, what are those clothes? - I don't know
- Is it okay for you to show your boobs now that YouTube is strict?
- If this is how it ends, should we quit YouTube?
- So, it's like this, right? - Yeah
- My 4th tooth hurts - It's like rice shaking right now
- Let's fix it - If it gets harder and harder, we'll put up with it - What are you talking about - Please do it as soon as possible - What are you talking about - Who are you talking about - You don't look like you're in high school - You look like an object - I wish I was an elder - Seriously, anyone is fine with this - Huh? It came out really well for 10,000 yen - The green powder on Imemaru's shoulder is the main powder for this time - If you put water in it and mix it, it's like silicon or rubber - It's sticky - Yeah
- We're going to pour it in and you're going to hold it in the meantime - Just in case, I might be out of breath, so I'll bring a straw - Can you use it? - Let's use it just in case - Okay, just in case - Then we'll start kneading this - Ignition - Wow, it's becoming like a dentist - Stop it, I'm scared - I haven't written a good book yet - There are a lot of times when you write a good book - Okay, I'm going to apply it now - Okay - See you in five minutes - I'm scared
- Goodbye, Tetsuya - Really?
- Are you okay? - Oh, it looks like you're okay - Oh, but it's already sticking together - Oh, it's sticking together
- Imemaru, let Tetsuya smoke - Oh, yeah - He's a happy guy - Here we go
- You're smoking
- It's already - It's already sticking together - Oh, you know that - It's a hypothesis - It's a hypothesis
- Tetsuya, how's the inside? - It's okay - You think you can do it? - You think you can do it? - Let's peel it off - Oh, it hurts - Welcome back - Oh, I'm glad
- So, we got his shoulder - And we got Tetsuya's face - Here it is - Thank you very much
- Here you are - How is it?
- Oh, it's Tetsuya - Show me
- Oh, it's Tetsuya - It's a little rough, but it's Tetsuya - Try it on again, it should fit perfectly - Oh, is it for me only?
- Oh, it's amazing - It fits perfectly? - When I try it on...
- Hey, what is this? - Let's do it like this for now, and let it dry completely - And we'll use this again tomorrow for bread and jelly - Okay - Okay, see you tomorrow
- So, my face bread, Tetsupanman, and my face jelly, Tetsujelly, are done, so let's show them to you - Here you go - Thank you for waiting - I'm excited - Thank you for waiting
- It's my first time eating food with my own face, so I'm looking forward to it - Yes - I'll eat it - Let's start with the bread
- If you bake it, it will swell up a little, so I'm a little worried about whether it will stay alive - Yes - Here it is
- Oh! - Oh! It seems very good - Close your eyes
- I think it was like this, but I guess it's human defects - But if it's me, I guess it's not just human defects - It's a human - I've started to see parts of it - Don't say that, if you don't say "Tetsupanman," we say "Hitopanman" and you say "Panman"
Tanman!
Tanman and...
I'm gonna make this one.
Jelly!
Ohhhh!
Well, well, well...
There's no doubt that it's gonna be jiggly...
Okay, okay.
And...
Yo!
I think we're doing this...
Oh, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Which part is it?
Let's break this cutter.
Let's cut it open with a cutter.
I can't do anything about it...
Yeah...
Heave-ho...
Oh...
Wow...
Are you okay with this?
Carefully...
Oh...
Heave-ho...
Tada!
What is it?
What is this?
This is not good.
This is dirty jelly.
This is not good jelly.
This is a failure.
This is bread man and dirty jelly.
This is disgusting jelly.
Try it.
What?
It's not good.
[The smell of bread is strong.]
The smell of bread is strong.
When I think of bread, I think of this.
There is a person who seems to want something in that place.
I can't help it.
Gold!
I'll give you this for a troubled Kabaoku.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you Sano.
For good or bad.
Bad bread.
It's the answer of someone's parents.
There is only bread and seeds.
It's just right in size.
If you make it human size, it's a little big and it's hard to breathe inside.
It's better to make bread buns.
It's a good round shape, isn't it?
I wish I had a rounder face like Yumemaru.